Bula demnitarului: „Nu sunt neapărat timid, cât îmi este foarte, foarte frică de ridicol“.

de Academia Cațavencu , 04 mai 2017
Bula demnitarului: „Nu sunt neapărat timid, cât îmi este foarte, foarte frică de ridicol“.

Categoria „Iohannis e contagios“

Petre Daea, ministrul Agriculturii: „Urmărim cu îngrijorare și preocupare fenomenele meteo. Ne bucură faptul că ploile au cuprins toată țara pentru că solul și plantele au nevoie de apă, dar ne întristează aceste fenomene extreme“.


Categoria „Fii rea şi-n somn“

Florentin Pandele, primarul comunei Voluntari: „Am avut momente, multe momente, după ce ne-am căsătorit, în care mă trezeam, mă mai trezeam, așa, în toiul nopții și mă uitam în dreapta și o vedeam pe Gabriela Firea lângă mine și mă ciupeam pentru că nu știam dacă este adevărat“.


Categoria „Cascadorii râsului“

Gabriela Firea, primarul Capitalei: „Meseria de primar a devenit mai riscantă decât cea a unui cascador“.


Categoria „Sorinică fără frică“

Sorin Grindeanu, prim-ministru: „Nu sunt neapărat timid, cât îmi este foarte, foarte frică de ridicol“.


Categoria „După Udrea, potopul“

Traian Băsescu, fost preşedinte al României: „Faptul că se prevede un prag de până la 5 ani pentru acordarea graţierii nu va face decât să determine aplicarea unor pedepse foarte mari pentru acele persoane considerate indezirabile“.

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  • Mafia Vodafon Oringi RDS

    08 decembrie 2017 16:01

    Mafia Vodafon Oringi RDSbaga pe youtube httpswww.youtube.comwatch?v=LozZw2NHBIYhttpswww.youtube.comwatch?v=T2oFeeWg9w0

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  • Ioana

    01 decembrie 2017 19:02

    ...turnatori, informatori, tablagii si stelati securisti in ansamblul de cantice si dansuri patriarhale. sa incepem cu cativa solisti precum mitropolitul doctor enjeniar cheferist andrei andreicut, mitropolitul teofan al moldovei fost al olteniei, pimen comisar sef peste inspectoratul sucevei si radautilor, et ejusdem farinae de la vladica'n mertan si pan' la popa'n gipan.p.s.este interesant faptul ca bor-ul a M.I.N.T.I.T. poporul atunci cand in anul 2007 a promis ca in maximum 3 ani de zile va publica versiunea ortodoxa bor-easca a relatiilor de pretinie frateasca, ajutor reciporc dezinteresat si stransa colaborare cu securitatea partidului pecerist forta conducatoare.a auzit cineva ca bor-ul promisiunea si-a tinut si istoria in versiunea dumneaiei autorizata tiparita a aparut? eu unul nu! cred ca explicatia este extrem de simpla daca bor-ul adevarul adevarat l-ar fi publicat, probabil ca neamul romanesc crestin si ortodox de manie ar fi explodat.poate careva de la patriarhie sa contrazica afirmatiile mele?

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  • Paula

    28 noiembrie 2017 19:19

    Securitatea a fost un organ represiv care a omorat si a tortionat mii de persoane.A afectat intr-un mod direct familia mea atat Unchiul cat si unul dintre bunicii pentru crezul lor de a.z.s.Faptul ca membri si Pastori au fost informatori ai acestui organ si dadeau note despre fratii lor din BISERICA ii transforma in scursori,Iude si Marsavi.Oamenii fara principii.Unii au ales calea suferintei in intalnirea lor cu Securitatea sau au stat ani grei prin puscarii iar altii bine mesi au ales calea notitelor si a suplimentelor la salarii si alte beneficii.Daca sa pocait sa spuna ca sa pocait si sa isi dea in vileag fapta in fata tuturor caci este un pacat fata de toti si sa stea linistit si pe un scaun in Biserica ca simplu membru.Un Pastor sau o persoana ca functie care este acuzata de adulter sau anumite pacate considerate grave i se retrage credentialele in urma pocaintei poate sa fie membru dar nu mai revine in Pastoratie.Rezulta ca pana si n politica cine a facut politie politica ii se retrage calitatea de politician dar la noi cine a facut politie politica ramane slujbas al Bisericii si bine mersi preot al Domnului ca de politica e mai sfanta ca Preotia.Oricum asocierea ta cu Securitatea si aceasta falsa iertare nu intra in canonul meu biblic.Faptul ca te iert nu este sinonim sa ramai si in functie acolo sus.E ca si cum Satana si-ar fi cerut iertare dar sa ramana Seful Ingerilor.

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  • Rodica

    28 noiembrie 2017 7:40

    baga pe youtube restaurantele bisericesti - nunti cu interlopi si minori

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  • Rodica

    28 noiembrie 2017 7:39

    httpswww.youtube.comwatch?v=6i4u86gilcs

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  • Elena

    28 noiembrie 2017 7:22

    Legalization of Prostitution is a reality, not an obligation is called Romaniago iuliscano and sing to another table that it's the general culture that you take a carnet on bail which is between 150-300 euros or drive perfectly which is not possible given that you do 20 hours of driving and coping stay all day in the car and know all the places in the city where you can drop, which are as many as you want.I have a friend who went to bail at the policeman to pass her sister and police told me that it was not possible at that time that there were too many who gave up the blame and bewildered if they passed all of them , and today after the examination retires with 52 million lei pesion after 20 years of activity at 45 years old young pensioners MAI,with enormous pensions and only 20 years of work and up to 45 years, of course with 2 million euro spaghetti currency, and villa and car over 200.000 euros of unimagined salaries and unimpaired pensions and spaghetti.Practical exam and one of the biggest dangers of a two-lei system in Romania, the rooms are anyway only inside the car and it does not catch the way to prove that you have not made mistakes, and the witness is the way anyone says boss to take the carnet."Look at Gaspar spagaru", .Hello, I came back, I wrote that I took the 4th try but I did not write about the other 3 attempts.The first time I gave on September 28, 2016 with Simene Crinu, I knew I was not going to take the first one and so it was, I had a shutdown of the engine at the LPG exit where I left the turn, I for 2 months I was convinced I think the Crinulett puts my foot on the brake and the release of the clutch pedal has stopped the engine, I will return to this point.I did not take the first try, put my foot on the brake on a pedestrian crossing, I was on lane 1 and the pedestrian was on the lane 1 in the opposite direction already passed, at the pass that you look in the long of the bad, the distance between me and the pedestrian was huge.Finally he gave me the loop he gave there and immediately pulled me to the right. I think I had 98 or something points, or 120, I still have the sheets putting you penalty points from your belly.The second time at the end of October, with the Crunchlet, I was already accustomed to Crinuletul, the route, his jokes, the fact that if you donated 200 euros you did not go to the ages of the afternoon, I was accustomed to the idea.I got a witness to a guy who had the two engine stops at the GPL exit where I had the first time, and I saw engine stops at other candidates in the same place, then I knew he set my foot on brake.The crunch did not overlook and he said to me, "Mr. Toth, let's make the score, you book the coin, do not pay the ciuciu carnet that's wrong?" "" Well, at the exit of the LPG, "I say to him, to which he adds" Twice and side parking, anything else, Mr. Toth? " "They say" well ... ". I do not remember, that's what it was, ""Well, Mr Toth, if you say that means that it is," he counts the score and tells the student, "you have 120 penalty points, you are carrot, you have dropped, you see if you did not pay what you pay." In the car there was a woman who smiled generously, had four frames, at irregular turns, his wind went down two crossings of pedestrians crossing the road, and three red crosses. asked me how did he pay the cheesy or in kind to Mr. Garcea Militeanul Spagagiu? ",Mr Toth, if you say it means that, with the sex and sexx you get driving books in romania 99 per cent on blessing and sex is the place one in Europe with 48,000 deaths per year and 4 millions of light acidic 870,000 averages and 100,000 serious and the tenth place in the world !! "so did the student's exam but at the end I did not mention these mistakes, and he had the unwillingness to say it does not matter how well you are prepared and how much school you have even if you do not have 12 classes and BAC and you do not know how to read and write important is to know how to pay, which is countless.My turn came, at the first turn I got well from the left and put my foot on the brake when I turned, and I was screaming what you do manelisto, muiiisto baggameasi ... in ... ... what do you think without it's her,Teodosie Spagovean said that Mache and Daniel Raspopitul said the Patriarch said that no miracles are wonders, even if you pray for years at St. Paraschiva, the miracles are done if you are interlagged anagramat and inculcated as repel general security officers, after this exam m - I used to assure you with 200 euros in raspopiti.From that moment I only once saw Crinunet on March 1, 2017, but I got to Tatavura.Tatavura left with the National Arena, I witnessed another prostitute who gave him a very easy route, many turn right, right from Gheorghe Tattarescu on the Liberty Camp, right from the Liberty Camp on Bassarabia Blvd.,here the side car park that Elena did not execute. From Bessarabia Boulevard on the Bucovina Boulevard, where he took a walk back and from here he gave the first left turn on an uncrossed street, Gheorge Tattarescu and then another left on the street Tina Petre.Stop it, I do not know what you got, you do me an oral one tonight. With Spagahi and these prostitutes, it was all over the exam. My exam started with a left turn, from Tina Petre on Bassarabia Blvd., is an interlock always blocked, Tatavura did not know that I was 35 years old in this neighborhood.Left turn and from Bessarabia Blvd on the Liberty Camp, where I set my foot on the brakes in a hilarious situation, gave me only left turns and left turns in the blocked intersections Tina Petre-Blvd Basarabia in front of Dimitrie Leonida high school gave it to me twice, she made me a mafia style.To leave Tina Petre on Bassarabia Blvd., respecting the wordbook, would have meant sitting there until 21.30, gave me this turn, five times, to be sure I had no chance, and n I had no chance.Still, I personally went to knife in it, I swear to my soul. I knew that I was giving away the Tatavura will give it to me, you can take the exam a thousand times if you do not give the money 200 euro you do not pass, and after a year you expire the file anyway reprogramming are done 4 to 4 months, that's to it makes you coward the expiration of the file, and you have to do the school from scratch and give the theoretical exam.Unfortunately, the experience of March 1 caused me a lot of suffering and depression, not knowing why the prostiltute and the interlopi, to whom I witnessed, had only the right turns and I only left turns at intersections, I suffered terribly and I came back very hard.But I have escaped and I have contributed 200 euros and see that I made only three turns to the right and ready to see what bottles they did and what the hell enjoyed when he saw the 200 euro bail, Hungarian for the Romanian policemen bottled that their eyes brighten up and Gabori means that they have gypsy behavior on Hungarians.Once again I say it without blame it is not even a draccule exams in Romania no matter where it is and what it is when you think that the police security officers in romania have also won the exams exams of us, dying people through hospitals and on the streets .Spaga kills.The Holy Trinity will bless you, too,and the Gathering of Goddesses Exterminations, Maturity, Ingrapari of the Nation Almighty Lord to be with you and His Beatitude General Security Preaccurity, said Patriarch Daniel and Theodosius Spagoveanu said Mache and All Secrets Generals raped out of their male and children's harem.And the Lord will give you a steal of 300,000 euros of European funds and millions of euros of state wealth, and you will not return any money or a minimum of 30 years' imprisonment with executions to do but with a suspension of maximum 3 years as if there is a lot of church and a lot of security and thievery.Hey hei Torsionari Visinescu and Virgo are small children to the Priests, replicate security generals with all the preacred and criminal bullion. The church selling the nation and country Ammin. Mr. Daniel Raspopitul said Poponel and Theodosius Spagovean said Mache to bless Amin.

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  • Mafia Bisericii

    05 iunie 2017 21:44

    baga pe youtube sa vezi de unde vin 50 la suta din banii pentru catedrala mantuiri neamului de la proxenetii romanii membri de elita a bisericii ortodoxe romane si preotii captatori de fete saraec de la tara si orasi ce le vand la proxeneti, afacerile murdare securiste ale bisericii ortodoxe romane, marca Teodosie si daniel spagoveanul securistii. baga pe youtube. Ion Clamparu . Retele de proxeneti. Mii de romance fortate,Batute sa se prostituieze

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